Where do I even start? There’s just so much going on here! Look usually I’m nice about all this, but this time seriously if you don’t know who G Dragon is then I’m sorry but you need to be locked in a tiny room covered from floor to ceiling in pictures of KPOP Idols while Big Bang and a boat load of other groups play nonstop until you wake up every morning with a foreign song in your head! (Breathes)
Now look here BWB minions,G Dragon affectionately known as “GD” is the perfect mix of “pretty boy im as pure as cotton Idol and I’m so fly I can’t even handle my own swagger uber goodness!” Hes the leader of Big Bang, a model,a fashion trend setter and most importantly a rapper with a seriously niiiiice flow. The first time I saw him I was like Ooooo who is that!? What is that?! Why does he have so much swagger?! and whyyyyyyy is he not my man?! (just saying).
Most of the time you can catch GD pimpin in colorful outfits, fur, Indian head dresses; you know the usual daytime attire (har har har). He lets curse words fly here and there during interviews, hes sweet but sarcastic and his English is real cute! He’s got the most amazing slanty exotic looking eyes ever;they can either be really sexy or ‘Death Stare’ status.
Lets see what else hmmm ummm oh yeah there was that little misunderstanding of plagiarizing Flo Rida’s “Right Round” for his 2009 hit single ‘Heartbreaker’ where on a side note he looked like freakin Lee Hong Ki from FT Island (That band is realllly good you all should check out their music). No biggie though, Flo Rida was cool about it and appeared on GD’s live album ‘Shine a Light’.Oh there was one more thing I wanted to mention. THAT’S RIGHT! He was just caught smoking marijuana like literally yesterday and he gave the MOST AMAZZAZING B.S EXCUSE EVER!!!
Everyone ready to hear this!? OK! HERE IT COMES! THE MOST EPIC EXCUSE EVER USED TO GET OUT OF A DRUG CHARGE!
G DRAGON: “I smoked a cigarette that someone had given me at a club.The smell was some what different from that of a regular cigarette so I was slightly suspicious that it was marijuana, but it is true that I smoked it,”
Don’t fret, he got off with a warning, but seriously I can’t believe they bought that!! He’s probably still laughing about how he got away with it. Now I’m all about being drug free, blah, blah,blah public service announcement and all that jazz, but I find it so refreshing to have found that out. It makes me like him that much more because he has flaws and it adds to that whole “The G in Imma G stands for G Dragon” persona he’s got going on.
I was going to add a video of GD dancing because he’s so good but this video just cracked me up. Its him and Taeyang posing at a fashion show and there’s this lame 80s porno sounding track in the background. HILARIOUS!